Thursday, July 08, 2010

Seeking a hiding place...

I'm back here once again in the quest for a place where the sun doesn't pour its radiance on...where I can sit back and pour my thoughts out in a dish and slowly savour the exoticness or well, the deviant triviality of it.

So am back on Blogger...away from the rowdiness and busybody-ing of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Google +. I will remain in love with Facebook...but i'm seriously thinking of re-uniting with my first love. I remember the peace reading blog after blog conferred on me in those heady days of Blogger; when you are sure to find a page filled with a very rich feast of knowledge, adventure and fun just by clicking on 'next blog'. I remember the days I wrote and relished the idea of coming back tomorrow to write again, not because anybody gets to read and make comments but because I log onto StatCounter to see figures of thousands stumbling on or visiting my page daily.... You know, the odd mention once in a while in Global Voices and the idea you are finally doing something, even though you weren't doing it as well as you'd love to... those seemed inspiring. I remember having a page where all my links were, my community so to say. I could remember tweaking my template and loving how good it looked; then tweaking again and losing all that made the entire idea appeal to me. I lost the links, most of the posts and everything that made a little sense. I think it was the despair that made me run away... and stayed away for three whole years. But then, that wasn't entirely responsible for it. That miserable job I had contributed too and like I said in a post sometime, that place...well, it was a hell hole, a prison of sorts. Funny, I ran the hole. I was chief warden.

Then I had to live my online life in a mobile device and blogger wasn't on mobile or maybe I hadn't discovered how to make it work on mobile... But thing is, I blanked out around here... and in came Facebook, the crown prince of the mobile web and social media. I lived my life on the go, so I had to embrace Yahoo Go and Gmail for Mobiles for mails, eBuddy and Nimbuzz for chats and of course Facebook and Twitter for pumping a little air into my crowded mine. MySpace woke up after the train had left the station, so I had to throw away the ticket I got for that. But then again, regardless of the incessant privacy updates form Mark Zukerberg's people, Facebook still made it seem as if the whole world was peering at you from under your behind... and at times you can never be too sure you didn't leave a piece of brown smelly stuff around and on you.Yea, I know, you're clean. We all are, ain't we? But you still have to keep your hands out of your pocket when moving around the men in shades. Not just the men in black (those aren't the actual threat anyway), but those who would come after you because you had uploaded a picture of yourself beside a borrowed Limo. Someone once had this theory that the more friends you have on Facebook, the more confused you are...and yes, the fewer comments you get. That's if you are the comments type.

The comments types are in love with comments and they easily gets disillusioned when they seldom see them. Thus, after a while the only time they answer Facebook's "Whats on Your mind"s question would probably be when they've been so bored and they look towards Poor Zuck for help. 'The non comments' type trudge ahead for months on end after making status upadates without comments. For them, I think it's about listening to what people around you are saying more than plaining running your mouth. Then, maybe not. It's never too sure in the world.

The lights are gone now and with it always goes the thinking part of my brain that's not too friendly with hot places. Unfortunately, that's the part that is writing now... In a little, the beep sound would be on, so I'm wrapping this up sooner than I'd love to. I'll back to do it again whenever.

So what was I saying? Should I quit Facebook entirely? Or visit my old love under the cover of darkness, while living the life of Facebook? Infidelity calls. And where best to answer it's call than here in my hiding space.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Two years after.

Two years after...

I tried tweaking my template, and lost most of what i felt made the porridge thick.

I got a job that pays to keep you in prison. That leaves me with zero time for blogging, scrabble, Ruchi and created more enemies than friends for me.

The world got an Obama and lost a Jackson... Leaving me wondering what really the fuss about these men were.... Was it just about being black?

Saw the rise of Facebook and Twitter, and the fall of Myspace and the Blogger..

I look back at some piece i wrote and wonder, 'how could you have posted such trash'?

Memories. Some are like shadows stabbing you in the back. Others , apparitions beckoning you forward.

I've grown to be a nut. A harder nut. Priorities got new meanings. And a trip to Nwanyi Mbammiri wasn't one of them.

I have to let the twinkle in my eye die right in front of her. Not because she wasn't charming, but because well, ... it wasn't Priority.

I've wrote little junk. Read more junk. And wondered why it's junk everywhere.

Saw Chxta go, Tayo too. Even Santa grew ever smaller. At least i can now sleep through through my December 25ths.

T9 made more sense. Cap'n Thumb became the captain of this team and i've done more business with Opera and Bolt. Why wasn't Explorer fighting?

Am still not doing Okporoko, Eba & Egusi. They still wonder how i'd managed... But Isiewu and that cold green bottle was there when i needed them most.

I'm still loving Scooby Doo, wont take breakfast until am done with Kaakaki... and yes, i grin all day when Dr. Dre calls it Decision Collision. Funny, this young lady here doesn't get it when i get Tribal Ink, Linkin Park and Ginger Williams in the mix.Did i mention Cloud 7?

Wish it could still be House of Grace.

I dread not being young...but then i have to keep at getting old. But i know 20 years from now, i'd still listen to Maroon 5, Jesse McCartney, Banky W and M.I and just as I borrowed Joe Nez & Sweet Breeze from them, they'd still let me keep my memories.

I knew i'd still be loving bachelorhood. It shelters my nuances and eccentricities.

Life is just this. To be continued.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Coke: Proudly Nigeria

At times, i wonder for how much we've all sold our sensibilities for, that some white man or his copycat protege would think they are worth less than a penny. Imagine, the new Coca Cola billboard ad that "proudly" tells us that a canned Coke is "Now proudly Produced in Nigeria"! Okay! Lets say we have to flaunt it when we've got it, but what's the idea behind celebrating a soft drink that was already being put in cans by 1955, some 58 years before now. So we are now catching up, abi? Please Nigeria Bottling Company, stop offending my senses by either removing this "proudly" something (dont really mind the celebrating because they are guzzling can Coke)or getting this billboard off my Junction...abeg!. At least i wont have to be confronted by it every minute. Once again, na beg i dey beg.

Monday, February 25, 2008

That i live...Pt 1

Confined in a metal egg
At a masters call
Life tastes of brine and rusted metal..
Then the bitterness of squashed hopes
This anvil pleads for respite
From this scorching comfort
As all fliuds inside of me remain in flux
Can i go home now,
Suga, can i come home?

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Rats, anyone?

I am looking for prospective investors in the Nigerian informal sector, i know a zillion places where we can strike gold hunting rats-Chinese, Belgium, and even Thai rats for export....yea, they are export quality. We are looking at big dollars by exporting to Thailand. Doubt if they need it, read this culled news from bbcnews.com. You are interested? Holla. I know dey joke oo!

Thai diners show appetite for rat

Rats have long been eaten in poorer regions of ThailandThai fast food sellers are enjoying a boom in rat sales, as people learn to love the taste of the rodent.


While rat has long been eaten in Thailand's poorer northern regions, a growing number of the country's roadside vendors are now serving it up.


The rats are drowned and sold uncooked or ready to eat, with happy customers purchasing rat meat for as much as 150 baht ($4.82; £2.30) a kilogram.


"It's better than chicken," one customer told the AP news agency.
'Nothing can compete'


"It all depends what you like, but it's a normal meat like any other," added Thongyu Roruchit.
They are definitely clean


Rat vendor Sala Prompim
One rat seller, Sala Prompim, said that the hip and liver were the best cuts.
"It's tastier than other meats - nothing can compete with rat," he added.
Mr Prompim said he only used rats caught from rice fields, and not those found in towns or cities.
"They are definitely clean," he said.


The animals are killed by drowning, before being skinned ready for cooking - poached, fried, grilled or baked.
Mr Prompim says he sells as much as 100kg of rat meat on some days.