Saw some funny quotes...See! See!!
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938)
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
Bill Lyon
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Alexandre Dumas (1802 - 1870
Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
Rudyard Kipling (1865 - 1936)
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Dylan Thomas (1914 - 1953), in Constantine Fitzgibbon, Life of Dylan Thomas (1965
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